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Sc0tt

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  1. Eiger didn't sound that good anyway. I have a friend that has one and had a lot of trouble out of it. Some kind of electrical thing.
  2. I like it ok. I did like the old look. It broke my page and now all my stuff is not transparent like it used to be. Over all I like it.
  3. Cute little puppy!
  4. I luv to ride in the snow. I wish that we could get one good weekend.
  5. Good looking Jeep.
  6. 9 hours is a lot closer than I am. lol
  7. That is cool looks great!!! I wish it would snow here. :cheers2c:
  8. Coo!!!! :woot:
  9. Cool vid! I so want to ride in the sand.
  10. Sounds cool. I hope it all works out. Can't wait to hear how is rides if it does.
  11. Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet. After about six months of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and a huge, bearded man was standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night...thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here, I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars left, he stopped. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em!" Again, the big man started to leave and stopped. "More'n' likely gonna be some fightin', too..." "Well, I get along with most people; I'll be fine. Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too!" "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us." That is funny no matter who you are!!!!
  12. An overweight guy walks into a health clinic famous for being very effective in reaching your dieting goals. So he joins a 'guaranteed' program, and he is told to come to room #1 the next day. First day, he walks through the door of room #1, and there she is, Miss Venezuela wearing nothing but a thong. And she tells him, "if you can catch me, I'm yours!". So he runs as hard as he can for 20 minutes and collapses without success. He keeps doing that for a few days until he finally catches her and has incredible sex with her. Then he is told to move on to room #2. By now he has lost 15 pounds. Inside room #2 he finds Miss Switzerland. "if you can catch me, I'm yours!". After a few days Miss Switzerland is his. The process goes on and After 45 pounds he is told he is ready to graduate. Room #5. He is fit. He is excited. He opens the door and he finds, Mr. Nigeria. Big, musculous and 'gifted'. "If I catch you, you are mine!". Run Forest! Ruuuuuuun Three guys die in a fire and go to hell. One is Canadian, one Cuban, and one Mexican. The devil shows up, and tells them, "I'm going to give you the choice of any shield, then I'm going to whip you with my tail 3 times, If you are still standing after that, you can go to heaven" So the Canadian goes first, he wants a titanium shield reinforced with a layer of stainless steel and fire retardant. He grabs the shield. The devil comes up, whips him once and the Canadian is thrown 10 feet and falls down. "To Hell !! " says the devil. The Cuban goes next. He wants no shield. "No Shield??" says the devil. No shield. So the devil comes up and whips him once, shhhaaaaazzz !!!. Nothing. Twice, shaaaazzzz. Nothing. Then the devil takes a few steps back, splits his tail into two, and double whips him. shaaaazzz shaaaazzz. Nothing. The cuban is in pain, but still standing. The devil says "Damn you man, I'm impressed, I guess you can go to heaven. Then he turns to the Mexican and asks "What will you shield be ??" "The Cuban !!!" A golf pro caught up with a threesome and asked if he could join them for the rest of the round. The guys agreed under one condition: that he would let them know what they were doing wrong. He agreed. The first golfer told the pro that he had a bad slice. The pro told him to hit and he would analyze his swing. He proceeded to hit a major slice. He turned to the pro for advice and the pro informed him it was his LOFT. The second golfer informed the pro that he had the opposite problem; a bad hook. He got on the tee and proceeded to hit this ugly duck hook. Looking to the pro for advise, he got the same advice as his friend. "It's your LOFT." The third golfer, who was a big, burly guy, said that he really struggled with this part of the game. He took a big, aggressive swing and almost missed the ball. He topped it and it rolled about 100 yards down the middle. Looking to the pro for advice, he was told, it too, was his LOFT. Finally, the first golfer turned to the pro: "What the hell's going on. I sliced the ball. He hooked it. And he topped it...And you said it was our LOFT, how can that be?" The pro looked at the golfers and said, "LOFT stands for Lack Of F***ing Talent!"
  13. That is very cool. Makes me want to work on painting more.
  14. Sounds like some very basic and sound advice from DirtDemon. That is where I would start too. Spark and fuel are the fire things to check.
  15. I don't know if I would call this a discussion but I hear ya!
  16. Welcome!!! Glad your here. I live in Central TN.
  17. Welcome!!! Glad your here!
  18. Well I'll bet it works. lol
  19. It does kinda look like a rat and with the red looking eyes very scary!!!
  20. I haven't been on a 250 but a 300cc bike has plenty of power for most people unless you are just racing. It will still run really well. Mine will do 50 something and it has plenty of power to get my approx 200lb but going. It also depends on what type of riding your going to do.
  21. This looks like a very worthy cause. I am going to donate.
  22. Looks so cool. Now that is a trip!!!
  23. short fat round
  24. Oh you have to be kidding. Look at that face. It is not the greatest pic. We were just messing around I had just gotten my wife her new Nikon D50 and it was more of a test than anything.
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