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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the

man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband

That they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was

Too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of

Her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that

The doctor felt was suitable would have to come from

Her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

Would tell no one about where the Skin came from,and

They requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate matter. After

The surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at

The man's new face. He looked more handsome than he

Ever had before! All his friends and relatives just

Went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome

With emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just

Want to thank you for everything you did for me. How

Can I possibly repay you?'

My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need

Every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'

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