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It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear

That is pretty cool.

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It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear

You counting words now???? LOL That's crazy

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When replying to an IM @ work the word "wonderful" is one typo away from a HR issue. (look at your keyboard at the letter one over from the letter "L")

I just did this today and caught it *right* before I sent it in and IM to a co-worker.

lol

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Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

If you don't believe it,

pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn't

bring a tear to your eye.

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STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

Who ever invented the slotted and phillips head screws need to be kicked in the nuts, I hate them both. Allen and Roberts got it right.

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A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed

How do you rate if your nobel prize winning kid gets also gets robbed by a hooker?

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I dont want to anger anyone but this is a question you have to ask. If Chevy builds the hardest working and longest lasting trucks on the road, why do they have to build so many new ones every year?

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