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Arizona Laws

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

* Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West

Colorado laws

* In Durango, it is illegal to go out in public dressed in clothing unbecoming" one's sex.

* In Pueblo, Colorado it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits.

Kansas laws

It is illegal for restaurants to sell cherry pie a la mode on Sundays.

Kansa, Lang

In Lang, it is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat. Kansas Natoma,

It is illegal to throw a knife at anyone wearing a striped shirt.

Kansas, Wichita

In Wichita, a man's mistreatment of his mother-in-law may not be used as grounds for divorce.

In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper. Decidely a deadly weapon there....

New York Law

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

North Caroline laws

It is against the law to roller blade on a state highway.

If you are in possession of illegal substances you must pay taxes on them. However, paying taxes on these items does not make them legal.

If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

Ohio Laws

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

It is against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

Ohio, Bay Village

It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road

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Oklahoma Laws

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

Tattoos are banned.

Violators can be arrested and/or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

Oregon Law

One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway

Oregon, Myrtle Creek Law

You aren't allowed to box with kangaroos

Pennsylvania Law

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

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Rhode Island Laws

Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday.

Rhode Island, Providence Law

It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.

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Abilene, Texas

It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

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Dumb Laws in Nevada

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

City Laws in Nevada

Clark County

An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.

Elko

Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.

Nyala

A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.

Reno

It is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk.

Benches may not be placed in the middle of any street.

Sex toys are outlawed.

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Just think...someone had to have done it atleast once to make it a law.

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