2 Trees and a Woodpecker

[mywifeknowseverythin]

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,

'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The birch says he cannot tell,

but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.

Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree, & replies,

'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.'

[BuckBilly]

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[Sc0tt]

:biglaugh::biglaugh: