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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. They are also introducing the DD size for the true stereo audiophile.

This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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